Things I don't like about Hart of Dixie

• That we are supposed to believe anyone talks like these people
• That we are supposed to believe Jaime King is under 30. Sure, it's not uncommon for a woman of 33 to play someone in her 20s, but there is nothing youthful about the face of Lemon Breeland. 
• Everything about Lemon Breeland, except her sparkly cardigans, which are awesome. 
• Jaime King's utterly absurd Southern accent
• The character of Lemon Breeland, especially everything she says and how she looks, except for some of her outfits
• That we are supposed to believe anyone would love Lemon Breeland.
• Another problem with Hart of Dixie is that I keep watching it. That might be the heart of the Hart of Dixie issues, actually.
• I do like Rachel Bilson. I can't help it. She's so cute and spunky and she has such nice outfits all of the time. 
• Some people, myself included, insist that lists should be parallel. I think this list demonstrates that is not always true. 

The Buffening*

The past 18 months have not been kind to Bill and I's waistlines-- death, illnesses, the earning of master's degrees and associated academic stress, and so on.

Since we are to be married in 181 days (or at least, so claims Wedding Wire), we must refine our physiques. Bill will probably eat one less cookie a day and drop 10 pounds in a week; I will be embarking again on the Sonoma Diet, and blogging about it here.

*Sadly, not the buffet-ing that Wendy thought we were venturing on. Though really, aren't all buffets disappointments? Except, hopefully, our wedding buffet.