Sunday, October 07, 2012

Things I don't like about Hart of Dixie

  • That we are supposed to believe anyone talks like these people
  • That we are supposed to believe Jaime King is under 30. Sure, it's not uncommon for a woman of 33 to play someone in her 20s, but there is nothing youthful about the face of Lemon Breeland. 
  • Everything about Lemon Breeland, except her sparkly cardigans, which are awesome. 
  • Jaime King's utterly absurd Southern accent
  • The character of Lemon Breeland, especially everything she says and how she looks, except for some of her outfits
  • That we are supposed to believe anyone would love Lemon Breeland.
  • Another problem with Hart of Dixie is that I keep watching it. That might be the heart of the Hart of Dixie issues, actually.
  • I do like Rachel Bilson. I can't help it. She's so cute and spunky and she has such nice outfits all of the time. 
  • Some people, myself included, insist that lists should be parallel. I think this list demonstrates that is not always true. 


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Warren Danbar said...

Thanksgiving Doctrine
It is to my fellow Americans I speak. By birth the blessings of this country are bestowed upon us. Our Parents having died to ensure both those, and our God given rights. Let us not give lightly the thought of our future. We are endowed with a divine hope for the future. It is but tyranny alone that seeks to squander that hope and that future. We as Americans have never given in to tyranny, nor shall we start now. The abilities of the government come from the people which are governed. None shall give consent of persecution and discrimination, yet we find ourselves there with our current government. Dictating what had previously been enjoyed as choices, to the detriment of its citizenry. When lone oligarchs push through agendas denounced by its people, it seems fit for those now under the yoke of tyranny to rise up out of their binds and grab firm the right given us to replace or form new, a government that will not trample the path to despotism. Stand fast all my brethren who long to once more be free without the cursing of a bureacracy designed to shackle nor a judiciary with its wanton seizure of power. It is by the grace of our God and the muster of our own will, that a resolution of freedom will once again blanket this land for those who champion self determination over distant bodies of power whose only interest is maintaining their own influence. We must however, remain strong against the bitter winds ahead. They will try to turn us one against another, and they will march us to the fringes to silence us. Let us come together once again as Americans with a strong and united voice declaring liberty and self determination as our only vehicle of redress. It is not war we seek, nor hatred we want or have. Merely the opportunity afforded our ancestors to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness without undue burden from those with the consent to govern. Let us look back on this as a time, when those of two differing philosophies of how government should fullfil its duty, were able to allow the other its chance for itself to seek its destiny. Those seeking liberty finding themselves with the providence to enjoy it.

Amy Roldan said...

I LOVE Lemon! I'm from Texas and I can definitely assure you MANY people talk just like her and there are small towns similar to BlueBell all over down here. In the show she's 30 years old.. not in her 20s it even says it in season 2.

Kealee said...

I don't like Lemon but you can't put her as three fourths of your list of things you don't like about the show

Unknown said...

Best list I've ever read and extremely accurate !