Thursday, August 17, 2006

Uh oh, boyfriend, watch out.

I just learned that pre-teen crush Jose Canseco is now playing minor league baseball in Long Beach. I admit that I find the current version of Jose far less attractive, and steroids are probably the least sexy of all drugs. You are probably safe, boyfriend. But, I must say, I didn't even know you were alive in 1988, and I sure can't say the same for Mr. MVP.

4 comments:

wanderius thrax said...

oh, i forgot to mention that to you!!!!!!

he played for like a couple of days with the san diego surf dawgs (where ricky henderson played last year), and then he transfered to long beach or something to be closer to family...

ruth said...

seriously, you did forget. my first thought when i read the news i was like, what, where was scott on this? how could he not have mentioned it...

Bill McClain said...

Die, go to hell and then die and then go to hell again.

Anonymous said...

he also is on the current season of The Surreal Life in VH1