Friday, March 30, 2007


On my fantastic Whole Foods health insurance, I pay $50.94 a month to control my alleged fertility. In the 6 years I've been on _the pill_, my co-pays have ranged from a glorious $7 to the unforgivable $50.94. My last employer-provided health care plan had a $30 co-pay, which resulted in me almost bursting into tears at the pharmacy. This vile $50.94 co-pay, however, has produced in me a nearly-catatonic state.
If I end up spending thousands of dollars trying to get pregnant in 10 years or whatever, please remind me to go on a rampant killing spree.

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