Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Nightmares

Last night I had a dream in which someone told me I was 24 and I broke down crying. Even sadder is the fact that I am 24.
Even sadder than that is that a spider saw fit to get a little fresh and bit me on the second baseline.

5 comments:

Doug said...

I have problems remembering my age.
I'm pretty sure I'll be 23 for another month or so, but I've definitely told multiple people I'm 24 already. Whatever, time is mutable. Sometime in the past I'm going to learn how to travel through it. Wait, I already did that didn't I? Woah, deja vu. It's like I'm 23 all over again.

MrSKINNY said...

where is the 2nd base line exactly on a girl?

for boys, i have no idea where it is either, as we don't use the 1st base, 2nd base-sexual innuendo. Though we do have pitchers and catchers. Lotsa catchers.

ruth said...

Well, it is tricky I admit. But I believe that second base generally refers to breasts? I understand the bases to refer to:
1st: kissing (with tongue oooooo)
2nd: above the waist
3rd: below
However, I understand and empathize with those who wish to divide the bases on a digital/oral level.
And if that's the case, the spider likely orally stimulated my left underbreast, which could be third base. Oh, it's so confusing.
As is ageing. I totally was telling people I was 24 before my birthday as well. I blame my MUCH older boyfriend for this.

MrSKINNY said...

i'll be 24 in a month and 3 days. !!!

DaintyDoughnuts said...

I am a far cry from 24. Ha ha.

I dont have your email address and - as post graduate emails go - I worry that guessing would be disasterous. So let me know about that. Thanks!