Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Murder

It has become critical that my boss be exterminated. I don't know a hit person, so am wondering if any of my readers are interested in making a career change. I also have no money, but am willing to provide in-kind services, such as dog-walking or fish-feeding.

2 comments:

Dug said...

I'm always up for a career change. I don't know about killing though ... is he/she really evil? Like George Bush evil? Oops, was that treasonous?

I owe you one for "expounding ... greatness."

ruth said...

no, more like evil in the way moths are when you are trying to enjoy a cigarette on your mother's front porch and something pretty sick keeps touching you.
expounding and greatness are things i know a lot about.